Reblogged from henryandhisbrain
tiny text posts for all!
This is my collection of text posts on the smallish side. Enjoy :)
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
(via masturbateblaine)
cute nicknames for your significant other:
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
- old sport
(via blainie-anderson)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
(via blainie-anderson)
when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
(via blainie-anderson)
yourfriendlyneighborhoodsatan:
I really want there to be like a proper bad guy movie. Like where the bad guy wins but not like megamind where he turns all soft but one where the hero dies or something and the bad guy actually takes over the world and enslaves the human race or whatever their plan is and nothing else
(via sidekickdisaproves)
who would name their kid zoey 101
Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name
why would her room number be zoey
(via j4ya)
THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA IS IN ITALY
IT’S ITALICIZED
i took a personality test apparently im dead
(Source: richwhitelesbian, via sleepingwithstuffedanimals)
the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff
(via jrichters)
can we all stop pretending that channing tatum is hot
(Source: ignitionremix, via iamjoeyrichter)
